Vancitisms.
Number 1: Why van-hipster-ites are so f’in skinny: vegetarian “but i eat fish for protein,” neighbourhoods with veggie restos, local cafes, only 1 fast food chain coz of political implications of eating fast food (and a fast food combo is more expensive than a combo from a mom-n-pop japanese resto)…aaaand, anemia, y’all!
Number 2: So cold, cold, cold: living in north america’s most expensive city, cooking at home coz eating out adds up, housework is a full-time job, but we have full-time jobs, ergo I miss the luxury of maids and I only have enough time to dream of a better life while on public transit. And you wonder why we like to lean on the left?